Hey Sugars! Are you looking forward to the long weekend as much as we are? Let's hit the gossip so we can hit the pool!
The Queen's Underwear For Sale on Ebay
JanJan: I'm going to throw a pair of my panties up on Ebay and market them as Duchess Kate panties. Moneymaking scheme.
Kiki: Isn't rule #1 of buying secondhand clothes that you never buy used underwear? Unless it's Elvis. I'd take all the money out of my IRA for a pair of those.
Facebook IPO Fail
Kiki: OMG people lie to make more money in the stock market!? UNPOSSIBLE!!!
JanJan: Because purchasing stock in a company whose success rests entirely in the hands of a man with no moral scruples is always a good idea. I saw the Social Network. I know things.
Reagan's Dried Blood Residue For Sale
JanJan: WHERE IS MY CREDIT CARD?
Kiki: OK, this vampire thing has officially gone too far.
Baby Put in Washing Machine During A Game of Peek-a-Boo
Kiki: Maybe the kid sassed the babysitter and this is New Jersey's version of washing a mouth out with soap?
JanJan: I can see the lawyers salivating now over who gets o draft Maytag's 'peekaboo' warning label that must now be adhered to every washer.
American Idol Finale
JanJan: People still watch that show?
Kiki: While I'm forever grateful to American Idol for Kelly Clarkson, I couldn't name the last five winners and any hits they've had. Let's just all move on, shall we?
Jilted Fiancé Suing Ex Who Cancelled Wedding
Kiki: You stay classy.
JanJan: Nothing says 'I'm over you,' like a lawsuit.
HAPPY MEMORIAL DAY WEEKEND SUGARS!!!!
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