My week in review consists of looking after my eight year old puppy as he recovered from bladder stone surgery, but apparently other things went on in the world this week, so let's take a look!
Kourtney Kardashian's Baby Shower
JanJan: Wait, Kris had sushi at Kourt's baby shower? Pretty sure raw fish is a no-no for mamas to be. Clearly, this is a sham pregnancy to make money.
Kiki: How effing greedy are these people?! This is her second child--you're not supposed to have a shower for your second child. I get that this one is a girl and she only has boy things but this family just signed a $40 million dollar deal with E!. Surely that can pay for a few pink onesies!
Cellphones Allowed on Virgin Atlantic
Kiki: Calm down people. The truth is if the Founding Fathers had cellphones, surely they would have included the right to text and Facebook from one's iPhone in the Bill of Rights. We should be thanking Virgin Atlantic for being patriots!
JanJan: This means nothing to me unless calling Roche Salon to see if Chelsea is available for a cut and blow out constitutes an 'exceptional circumstance.'
JP Morgan Loses Billions of Dollars
JanJan: OMG THE MARKET IS RISKY?! WHY DIDN'T SOMEONE TELL ME?!
Kiki: And this is why I keep my money under my mattress. Oh shoot secret's out...umm...don't rob me, ok?
Facebook IPO
Kiki: I still don't get how a bunch of status updates are worth so much. Except for mine--that's solid gold comedy there. I should get a cut of the profits.
JanJan: I totally picked the wrong field.
Have a good weekend sugars!
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