Sh*t We Didn't Care About This Week

Hey Sugars!  We hope you had as lovely a week as we did.  Let's get down to business, shall we?  

Tan Mom

JanJan: What a stupid mistake. Everyone knows a six year old ginger child can only take 4 minutes in the ultra light bed.

Kiki: I thought that now the Kentucky Derby was over, ole Rawhide would fade into obscurity, or at least until her tan hide would perhaps be needed again at the Preakness.  

Rihanna Tweets a Picture of Her IV

Kiki: Bitch tweeted a picture of herself doing drugs at Coachella and now Good Morning America does a piece on whether Rihanna needs rest to treat her "exhaustion" after tweeting the picture of the IV?  News Flash George Stephanopoulos: She needs to stop doing drugs! 

JanJan: I've had bigger IV's than that. So what?

Prince Harry Visits D.C.

JanJan:  So THAT's how you get I meet ol'Harry. Make up an award and have your organization give it to him. Well, Harry Dahling, I'd like to give you the Sandman Award. For keeping the demons and ghosties out my dreams.

Kiki: The only way this visit would have been real news is if he had met me, proposed to me and eloped with me this weekend (which is totally how his visit went in my mind).

Bristol Palin Expresses Her Views on Obama's Gay Marriage Stance

Kiki: Listen guys, Bristol knows a lot about the... sanctity..ahem...of....ha...marriage...omg I can't even get thru that sentence without cracking up.  Yes, let's let the teenager who got herself knocked up by Levi Johnston, got engaged and broke up with him twice, be the moral compass of our nation.  That sounds right.  

JanJan: Let's not brush this off so quickly. After all, Bristol knows first hand how inspiring Glee can be for teens. I'm pretty sure Quinn's season 1 unwed teen pregnancy inspired Bristol's own.

Mitt Romney Bullied Kids in Prep School

JanJan: OMG! A 17 YEAR OLD PLAYED A PRANK ON ANOTHER 17YEAR OLD? AND NOW, 40-SOME YEARS LATER ALL HIS NOW-DEMOCRAT FRIENDS (part of the prank themselves) FEEL BAD ABOUT IT? THIS. CHANGES. EVERYTHING.

Kiki: Why is this election being contested by 1960s Barack Obama and Mitt Romney?  Are we living in Quantum Leap?    

Alright...is it Happy Hour yet?? :-) Have a good weekend now Sugars!