Wednesday, May 16, 2012

Ladies, What the Eff Are You Doing In the Restroom?

Sorry girls, I'm about to flip the lid on a secret we've been keeping.  That secret is how freaking messy we leave public bathrooms!  Men basically pee on the floor in their public bathrooms and yet I'm convinced theirs are cleaner than ours.  So girls, what the eff are you doing in the bathroom? 

Why is there pee on the seat?  I get that maybe you don't want to sit down and that's fine, but 1) cover the seat anyway and 2) clean up after yourself!  It's selfish and rude to leave your combination of water, urea, chloride, sodium, potassium creatinine and other ions on the seat for someone else to deal with.  Do you do that at home?  Is your seat at home covered in piss??  Are you not using toilet paper?  You could just get some extra TP and clean the seat.  It's fucking disgusting and needs to stop. 

Why is there toilet paper all over the floor?  Do we still think it's fun to throw it everywhere?  Here's the deal.  The bathroom stall is not someone's front yard and you're not trying to exact revenge or pull a prank on it.  Don't leave paper on the floor. 

Why does the sink look like the area around the tub does after my three year old niece has taken a bath?  We're adults, it's a public place, there is no need to play splashy splashy with our friends.  Keep the water in the sink and if you happen to spill some water um...clean it up!  That's what paper towels are for! 

So let's clean up our act.  Come on ladies, we're better than this.

1 comment:

  1. AMEN!!

    And might I add...get ready for the day at home!! A quick make up touch up? Sure. Putting on full face, brushing your hair and spraying a bunch of hairspray and body splash?? As if!!

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