I'm a busy girl. More often than not, when I'm getting ready in the morning, I don't have time to make my own coffee. Yes I have both a regular coffee maker and a single-serve hot beverage system, but I would rather take the two minutes it would take to make one cup of coffee and either 1) sleep or 2) have a Britney Jean Spears Dance Party while I'm getting ready. I also like buying coffee in the city on my way to work. It makes me feel really cool and like a grown-up (a grown-up who thirty minutes prior danced around not fully dressed to Baby One More Time, but an adult nonetheless).
Here's where we get to the part I don't understand. So a lot of places I frequent have self-serve coffee. In theory, you get your coffee faster and you get to fill it just so, so you can make the perfect mix with milk (or half-and-half which I love) and sugar (which I don't add, but if you do, more power to you). What I don't get is what takes people so flippin long to mix their effing coffee drinks! It's three ingredients at most: coffee, milk and sugar. Why are you standing there for five minutes stirring to perfection like some chemist whose concoction may explode if it's not done JUST. RIGHT. It's coffee people. Fill it up, mix the goods, and get on with your day. It should take about 45 seconds.
Seriously people, you're crowding the coffee station, you're keeping me from my precious stay awake juice and you're annoying the crap out of me at 8am. STOP IT.
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