Hai Sugars! How you doin? We hope everyone had as fantastic a week as we did. Now let's get to the gossip!!
Prince William Turns 30
Kiki: This really belongs under the shit we do care about category becuase this prince is some kind of wonderful. Mmm hmm.
JanJan: As a present to the future king, I'm going to send him a you-tube video of my best Marilyn Monroe 'Happy Birthday' rendition. Kate won't mind.
Johnny Depp and Vanessa Paradis Breakup
JanJan: She doesn't even marry the guy and she might get half his money?! Best Breakup EVER.
Kiki: First Tim Robbins and Susan Sarandon break up, then Johnny and Vanessa. It's almost like long-term relationships without real committment don't work! I'm shocked!
Congress Holds AG Holder In Comtempt of Congress
Kiki: My favorite part of this is that an ATF operation was named after a shitty Vin Diesel movie that spawned 900 equally shitty sequels.
JanJan: Pretty certain our AG needs a refresher on what 'separation of powers' means - specifically, not that the branches don't have to talk to each other.
Rielle Hunger Writes a Book
JanJan: She wants her child to know where she came from? An affair with a married man whose wife would later pass away from cancer? Let's all chip in for little hunter's therapy fund now.
Kiki: Rielle, NO ONE CARES if your love with "Johnny" was a true, spiritual, seventh plane of zen love. Seriously. No. one. cares.
SCOTUS Doesn't Rule on Obamacare
Kiki: Yet another week went by where Prince Harry didn't fall in love with me...and that's just as newsworthy. Call me when something happens.
JanJan: I'm pretty sure Roberts and the gang have the opinion written and are just giggling in their chambers because they can make people wait.
Keep cool sugars!
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