Hai Sugars! It's been a beautiful week weather and gossip-wise so let's get to it!
Miley Cyrus Gets Engaged
JanJan: I give it 6 months.
Kiki: She didn't even get Thor, the good brother. Basically she's marrying Loki. (Nerd alert, I know)
Shawn Johnson Retires
Kiki: I'll start caring about Team USA gymnastics when the Olympics stars, I'll vaguely recall their names during the Olympics and as soon as China inevitably beats them, Imma forget.
JanJan: She didn't retire already?
John Mayer Complains About Taylor Swift's Song "Dear John"
JanJan: A little late to the pity party buddy. That song came out eons ago.
Kiki: You said Jessica Simpson was "sexual napalm" to the world but you're pissed that Taylor Swift wrote a song about you? I just wrote a song about you, sung to the tune of Bitch by Meredith Brooks, called "Dick."
Wisconsin Recall Fail
Kiki: Hey Wisconsin, take a page from the book of activism in the Great State of Ohio: you's gots to strike when the iron is hot. This is further proof that Ohio is better than you.
JanJan: Guess the Wisconsites weren't quite ready to "pack" Scott Walker up. ;-)
Have a good weekend now!
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