Hey sugars! Hope your weeks went as well as ours (ours included a study date where we watched Lifetime Movie Network for several hours so beat that)! Let's get to the week in review, shall we?
Rosie O'Donnell and Lindsay Lohan
JanJan: "Waaaaaah my name is Lindsey Looooohan and only God can judge me. Focus on your own career." DUI's were a career choice?! I need to call every person I ever waited tables with! They're moguls!!
Kiki: Did I inadvertently go back in time in the DeLorean to 1998 where Rosie O'Donnell is relevant and Lindsay Lohan is an "actor"? Who cares about what either person has to say!
Supreme Court Arguments Over Arizona Immigration Law
Kiki:Who are the people who stand outside the Supreme Court with signs rooting for one position or another? Oh yeah, that's totally going to sway the court. News flash: cases aren't decided by Applause-O-Meter, so your crowd is pretty basically worthless. By the way, don't you people have jobs?! Go to work!
JanJan: Oral arguments don't make law. Written decisions make law. Until it's on paper, and in the US Reporter, the Supreme Court hasn't ruled.
Mad Cow Disease
JanJan: So a cow on the West Coast showed signs of mad cow disease. I'm on the East Coast. Unless that cow is on the red-eye to National Airport, I'm still eating my ribeye. With pleasure.
Kiki: I'm a vegetarian. Not only do I not care, I also get to gloat. Muahaha!
NFL Draft
Kiki: After the first round, it's all about politics, not talent. Why does this have to take over my weekend? Just remember for every Cam Newton, there's also a Tim Couch. Let's all calm down shall we?
JanJan: Are they married to a Kardashian and moving said Kardashian to my city? No? Well then, nap time.
John Edwards Trial
JanJan: A politician who kept a prostitute???!! NO! SAY IT AIN'T SO!!
Kiki: A politician who committed a campaign finance crime?! QUICK GET MY SMELLING SALTS! Come on people, stop giving the narcissist attention! It's what he wants!
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