We here at Oh Sugar Please are pleased to bring you a new weekly feature--the week in review, otherwise known as "Shit We DIdn't Care About This Week" where we offer our unique take on overhyped news stories of the week. Let's get to it shall we?!
Brangelina Got Engaged
JanJan: Looks like its about time for Brad to do another movie with a hot actress, fall in love with her, cheat on Angelina and divorce her. #TeamAnistonForever
Kiki: This is the most anticlimactic news I've heard since Kim Kardashian announced she was getting divorced. The only engagement news I care about is Prince Harry because that means I need to call off my elaborate plot to make him fall in love with me.
The Space Shuttle Discovery Landed at Dulles
Kiki: I don't get what is so special about watching a space shuttle on top of an airplane flying Ace and Gary style over the National Mall. Plus the last time I saw people standing on rooftops looking at spaceships was the movie Independence Day and that activity did not end well for those people.
JanJan: At first I thought this was the real discovery flying by itself and I thought, oh, that's cool. When I found out it was actually more like some hooptie trailer hitched to a 1990 Ford pick up, I lost interest.
Pippa Middelton's Friend Had a Toy Gun
JanJan: "Wah. I am le French paparazzi and a reeech boy waved a toy gun at me. Wah." Buck up. In America, we brandish real weapons. P.S. Who makes that toy gun? I want to buy it. Pippa touched it.
Kiki: How is this even a news story? You couldn't see her slammin hiney in any of the pictures.
The Secret Service Got Busted In Columbia
Kiki: Oooo a bunch of agents went to Columbia and hired prostitutes. So in other words they just went to Columbia...excuse me if I don't faint when it comes out that blow was involved.
JanJan: Damn. I missed out when I skipped that booth on career day.
Have a good weekend now sugars!
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