A recent conversation with a male friend of mine made me realize that, as ladies, we still need a little help in the relationship department. Men may be from Mars and women from Venus, but that doesn't give us a free pass to go all stalker crazy on the men in our lives.
So, my friend. We were catching up and he was relaying to me how his most recent relationship had ended. He had been dating this girl. Everything was going along perfectly fine until he decided that OMG-HE-VISIT-HIS-OLD-FRIENDS-IN-OHIO (I'm imagining that this it was flashed through his lady love's mind when he said that). Instantly, she assumed that, because he was visiting his old friends, he would be sleeping with everything and everyone he could in Ohio (clearly, a rational assumption). She let her assumption fester and fester and take over every inch of her consciousness until finally, on Saturday, after a series of angry texts, she BROKE IT OFF WITH THIS PERFECTLY DATEABLE GUY (and we know just how many of those there are in the world) wait for it..... OVER TEXT. Honey, the last time I broke it off with someone over text, I was in middle school. I'm pretty sure that now that we're in our late twenties/early thirties, that's not acceptable behavior anymore.
Ladies, the mere fact that he's visiting his friends in Ohio is not a dead giveaway, red flag that he's going to be cheating on you. The dead giveaway, red flag that he's cheating on you is when you go to a function with him, and he spends half his night with a bevy of different blondes sitting on his lap.
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